I love you Marshawn.

tits-n-t4ts:

Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

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official-ireland:

A Guinness a day keeps the pain of life away

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via andrewlx)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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