travismcevoy:

*sighs deeply* sports

(Source: jannik-hansen, via vincecarters)

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via dutchster)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via dutchster)

  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via dutchster)

David Ortiz’s bat flip though