oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via unretrieved)

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

(Source: dampsandwich, via unretrieved)

suupreme-cunt:

i wish i was stoned and receiving oral sex

(via stepha-amorosa)

nosdrinker:

old dogs need so much love please find an old dog and pat them for me

(via foodless)

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

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